So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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