Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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