I think i sorta joined a cult last night
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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