just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And then my night got REAL pukey
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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