dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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