its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
zippers are such a cool invention
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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