maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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