Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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