he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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