She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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