All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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