that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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