I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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