Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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