Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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