So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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