After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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