Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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