I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
