She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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