If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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