Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
You pole danced in your parka.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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