you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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