Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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