Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize
