hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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