I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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