at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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