check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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