The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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