Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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