Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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