Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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