Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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