Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize
