i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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