I don't think brook has ever known best
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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