is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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