I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i think im in europe. pls send help
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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