420 ftw
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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