I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We need a shit load of segways right now
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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