what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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