Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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