i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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