Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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