physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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