I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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