I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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