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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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