You work out of a Hotel?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I will pee on everything he values.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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