He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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