please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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