why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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