I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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