Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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