dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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